Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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