we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Randomize
