But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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