Banned from zoo.
Again?
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
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