Last Night in New Jersey (201)

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  I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet

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  I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building

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  Tie

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  My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them

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  As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere

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  If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?

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  why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall

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  You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.

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  i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line

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  somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.

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  you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.

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  i have to get rid of the hedgehog.

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  Does it come with a cage?

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  yes. and food and toys.

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  i'll trade you an 8th for it

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  deal.

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  i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.

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  bl l w

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  this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.

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  i should start naming my morning wood

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  great idea but wrong number

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  Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.

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