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(270): View more from Kentucky

My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.

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(601): View more from Mississippi

there are ass prints on the hood of my car.

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(219): View more from Indiana

Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa

(708): View more from Illinois

Oh Jesus.

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(419): View more from Ohio

She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.

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(530): View more from California

so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her

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