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(518): View more from New York

and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis

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(704): View more from North Carolina

CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..

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(765): View more from Indiana

We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose

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(501): View more from Arkansas

SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.

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(646): View more from New York

Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?

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(914): View more from New York

all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is

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(661): View more from California

Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up

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