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Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?

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Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.

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I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.

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They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.

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IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT

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I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.

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He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.

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Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.

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