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Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face

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my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.

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george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.

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when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.

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