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(408): View more from California

I miss the smell of you or some shit.

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(845): View more from New York

Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen

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That would be so convenient

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(646): View more from New York

Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done

(760): View more from California

Victory lap

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(856): View more from New Jersey

and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show

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(540): View more from Virginia

Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.

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(806): View more from Texas

I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.

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(540): View more from Virginia

i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall

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