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(720): View more from Colorado

I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop

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(646): View more from New York

your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today

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(609): View more from New Jersey

i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems

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(804): View more from Virginia

when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"

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(813): View more from Florida

y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.

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(727): View more from Florida

I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?

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(317): View more from Indiana

sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".

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(561): View more from Florida

My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.

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