Texts From Last Night · VixxyAnn's Favorites

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

VixxyAnn's Favorites Texts:

Sort By: Date Favorited / Date Posted / Good Night / Bad Night

ADVERTISEMENT

(859): View more from Kentucky

Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.

Fav 4 1129 1232
share tweet
(910): View more from North Carolina

i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit

Fav 18 4413 1103
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

(240): View more from Maryland

this morning i woke up under the kitchen table. i went to my room and there was an inflatable whale in my bed with a banana duct taped to where its penis should be. there were trails of cheez-its around my apartment and i found $67 in the crotch of my underwear. im guessing i had a very happy birthday.

Fav 30 12542 1218
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(850): View more from Florida

We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.

Fav 18 8585 1680
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT