Texts From Last Night · ZacAttack's Favorites

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(914): View more from New York

I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.

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(519): View more from Ontario

oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now

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(716): View more from New York

the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..

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(815): View more from Illinois

Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.

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(305): View more from Florida

I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?

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Seriously?

(305): View more from Florida

100%

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(917): View more from New York City

Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?

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