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(712): View more from Iowa

Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.

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(815): View more from Illinois

I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.

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(207): View more from Maine

i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole

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(905): View more from Ontario

The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead

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(714): View more from California

Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.

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(716): View more from New York

Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?

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