Texts From Last Night · darkflight's Favorites

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(843): View more from South Carolina

When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.

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(586): View more from Michigan

Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.

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(613): View more from Ontario

You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES

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(646): View more from New York

i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.

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(602): View more from Arizona

I am one with the molecules

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(530): View more from California

There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I

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(850): View more from Florida

Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.

(1-850): View more from Florida

Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.

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