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(732): View more from New Jersey

Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar

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(248): View more from Michigan

I want 2 things right now, you or a cig

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cig

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

happy early fathers day!!!

(829): View more from Dominican Rep

im not a father

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about that...

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...

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and?

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RIP clitoris

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole

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(541): View more from Oregon

So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward

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(330): View more from Ohio

The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind

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Well it worked

(330): View more from Ohio

Not the point

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