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(406): View more from Montana

I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.

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(520): View more from Arizona

She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.

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(914): View more from New York

You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.

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