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(214): View more from Texas

Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.

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(661): View more from California

Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.

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(970): View more from Colorado

There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun

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(303): View more from Colorado

i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas

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(616): View more from Michigan

this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card

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(816): View more from Missouri

dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...

(1-816): View more from Missouri

Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.

(816): View more from Missouri

that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.

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(309): View more from Illinois

it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...

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