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(585): View more from New York

broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.

(716): View more from New York

you're writing country songs now?

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(757): View more from Virginia

I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?

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(734): View more from Michigan

A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.

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(513): View more from Ohio

i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home

(419): View more from Ohio

move.

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(513): View more from Ohio

Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.

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(407): View more from Florida

He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can

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