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(805): View more from California

You are such a cockblock sometimes

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You NEED a cockblock sometimes

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(214): View more from Texas

Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?

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(225): View more from Louisiana

she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.

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(850): View more from Florida

The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.

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(512): View more from Texas

You're like the curious george of whores

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(281): View more from Texas

and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.

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