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(213): View more from California

Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??

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(910): View more from North Carolina

You went to jail last night?!

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Just a little bit.

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(757): View more from Virginia

At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."

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(519): View more from Ontario

and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"

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(607): View more from New York

No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.

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