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(706): View more from Georgia

I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.

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(407): View more from Florida

I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.

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(816): View more from Missouri

he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.

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(512): View more from Texas

Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time

(1-908): View more from New Jersey

I'll google it

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(818): View more from California

remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,

(702): View more from Nevada

Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.

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(310): View more from California

It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations

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(619): View more from California

When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.

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(281): View more from Texas

Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.

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