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(516): View more from New York

You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.

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(716): View more from New York

her body is proportioned like a family guy character

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(305): View more from Florida

I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.

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(563): View more from Iowa

WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.

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(850): View more from Florida

I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.

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(256): View more from Alabama

you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"

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(480): View more from Arizona

In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport

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