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(760): View more from California

I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.

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(440): View more from Ohio

He called his prostate his "boner button".

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(650): View more from California

Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.

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(949): View more from California

youre so sexy i want your bod

(410): View more from Maryland

dude, did you turn gay?

(949): View more from California

heather?

(410): View more from Maryland

this is jacob

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(231): View more from Michigan

I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

he tried to breastfeed my turtle

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