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(615): View more from Tennessee

A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all

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(330): View more from Ohio

I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.

(1-203): View more from Connecticut

My god, what have you done?

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(773): View more from Illinois

All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.

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(231): View more from Michigan

You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really

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(219): View more from Indiana

"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."

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