Worst Nights of All Time

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.

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• (315): View more from New York

  We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."

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  I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?

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• (971): View more from Oregon

  this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad

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• (940): View more from Texas

  there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!

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