Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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