what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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