At least make sure they are 18
Why
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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