Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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