So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
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