Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
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