You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
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