Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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