No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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