Kiss
Puke
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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