But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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