His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Randomize
