I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Randomize
