How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
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