How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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