1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
