There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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