good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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