When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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