I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
she looked like the before picture.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I have so many feelings about this burrito
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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