in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
you had me at cake vodka
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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