It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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