Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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