summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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