How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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